11
A little boy and his dad were walking down the street when they saw two
dogs having sex. The little boy asks his father "Daddy, what are they
doing?" The father says, "Making a puppy." So they walk on and go home.
A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little
boy says, "Daddy, what are you doing?" The father replies,
"Making a baby." The little boy says, "Well, flip her around! I'd rather have
a puppy instead!"

12
An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner.
"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."
"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

13
A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her
to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the
answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; and every time
the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the
answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars. So the lawyer
asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the
Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde pays the lawyer
five dollars. The blonde then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four
legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally
gives up and pays the blonde 50 dollars. Then the lawyer asked
her what the answer was and without a word the blonde gave
the lawyer 5 dollars.

14
A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her
daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says,
"What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm wearing my love dress," responds the daughter-in-law, "We haven't
made love in a long time."
So the mother-in-law says, "Hm, maybe I should try that."
She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two
hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front
door and says, "What the fuck are you doing?"
"I'm wearing my love dress," says the wife.
"Well," responds the husband, "it needs to be ironed."

15
My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me never to wear her
clothes again.

16
What's the difference between love and herpes?
What's the difference between love and herpes? Herpes lasts forever.

17
First-year students at Medical School were
receiving their first anatomy class with a real
dead human body. They all gathered
around the surgery table with the body covered with
a white sheet. The professor started the
class by telling them, "In medicine, it
is necessary to have 2 important qualities
as a doctor. The first is that you
not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the
sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse
withdrew it and stuck his finger in
his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he
told his students. The students freaked out,
hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt
of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked
at them and told them, The second most
important quality is observation. I
stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index
finger. Now learn to pay attention.

18
Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a geneologist?
A: One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.

19
An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not
showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a
death in the student's immediate family. A smartass jock in the back of
the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was
restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head,
and sweetly said, "You can write with your other hand."